Moshe Szweizer and Rivka Schlagbaum
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B.Sc. Honors
in Physics and Mathematics
Ph.D. Candidacy
in Theoretical Physics
Mixed together with the sinful earth
A Wizard of the sorrowful maids
Fashioned two belts of sacred girth
He blessed them with his magic wand
And sanctified with his solemn oath
And sent them to the land of old
To find the most sacred stone of all
And so they voyaged to the land unknown
Searching and asking with great intention
With boundless risk and loss of their own
Never stopping nor feeling hesitation
And when they found the hidden treasure
They sought to show it to the gathered folk
But people asked to have it measured
Against all known stones collected so
And when they glimpsed at stone's measure
All people shouted with great uproar
That the stone was the biggest treasure
The most praiseworthy gem of all
B.Sc. Honors
in Physics and Mathematics
Ph.D. Candidacy
in Theoretical Physics
On the twelfth day of the twelfth month of the twelfth year after the great annihilation, a cry of the slaughtered Nation came to the Almighty.
And God sent his anointed one to the remnants of the Nation.
And when he was born the following year,
they circumcised him, cutting his foreskin seven times,
so to make a sign of his presence known to the Nations.
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